I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
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Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
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