is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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