Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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