i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
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so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I wish I had a clear image of the dude who was sucking on my tit outside the bar last night
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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