There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I don't think tequila will soothe the spots where my tonsils used to be.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
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