you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
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