Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
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