i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
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Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
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No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
His nipple licking is glorious
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