I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Randomize
