it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
sitting in my room eating a boneless rib tv dinner, and listening to taylor swift's love story, and i sharted. had to finish the ribs and hear the end of the song before i went to the bathroom to wipe.
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You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
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Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
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