Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
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Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
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You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Never in my life did I dream that I would meet and NFL linesman, let alone that he would be standing before me dressed as a Roman centurion and asking for Vaseline.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
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