Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
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