I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I'm not even pretending to study anymore. I'm straight up sleeping in the library
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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