i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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