Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I poured myself a glass of chocolate chips at some point during the evening.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
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I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
And then I realized my chick friends consist only of sober you, drunk you and hungover you
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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