after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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