Plan B is the new Plan A
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
nothing says "you're fucked" like watching a movie with the family and a handle of vodka comes crashing down from your hiding spot in the ceiling tiles.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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