I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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