i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
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Just realized I probably only have one more wedding where I can say I fucked the bride.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
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What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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