I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
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Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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