My feet smell like cheese. Makes me hungry.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
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If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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