somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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