I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
i bet even starving children in Africa take the crust off their poptarts
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
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you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
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I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
I wish there was a tumbleweed emoji. Because that would describe my vagina.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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