I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
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Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
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Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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