I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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