You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
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Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
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It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
dont know how to tell my grandparents I woke up in a frat house in the wrong town and that's why I can't see them today
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
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