this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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