i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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