I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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