Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
Randomize
