So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
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How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
your like the ambassador to my penis.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
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I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.