Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(480): View more from Arizona

So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.

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(773): View more from Illinois

so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse

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(503): View more from Oregon

I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!

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(304): View more from West Virginia

what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?

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(270): View more from Kentucky

How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.

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(571): View more from Virginia

you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again

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(270): View more from Kentucky

We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped

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(276): View more from Virginia

She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.

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