OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
I'll admit it. It was a bad idea to sneak a fart out while she was taking a nap. Can you bring me a pair of underwear from my dresser. Preferably the one with the walruses in party hats one.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.