Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
dude i need help, im throwing up blood.
no youre not, you just drank a pitcher of red koolaid trying to sober up.
oh, so thats why my junks red.
wow. cant help you there...
this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
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There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
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I just realized how early it is, you're taking this booty call thing to a whole other level. also, there are altoids all over my room, that was weird
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd