well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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