Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
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This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
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Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
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