My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
never let me tell the bartender to cut me off, i basically told on myself
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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