operation harelip BJ is a go
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Congratulations, you are no longer the only person who has watched me drunkenly pee on their furniture.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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