forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
You kept saying, "please sir, can I have some more."
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