i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
