dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
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okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I'm like a walking PSA for tequila shots
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
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