Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
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