If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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