Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
I will return your cat, I saw a mouse in my apt last night and your door was unlocked, it seemed really practical
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
My gut feeling that we had reached a new level of intimacy last night was confirmed early this morning when you sleep farted on penis.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
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