dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
We waited til after. Not even drunk sex felt right during a Disney movie.
on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
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