Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
You pole danced in your parka.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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