for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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