P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
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I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
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He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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