put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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