I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
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First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
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I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
I have post one night stand depression
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