ya dads aren't the best wingmen
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
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Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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