I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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