Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
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I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
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