im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I'm always down for nudity.
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