East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
I'm afraid my bank account can't handle syllabus week.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
For future reference, the blowjob coupons I gave you for your birthday are NOT transferable to pay your friends for tacos.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
I saw that he had a tattoo of a map of New Jersey on his arm, so i slowed down to like 20mph and pushed him out of the car
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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