i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I DID NOT GO INTO HOURS OF STRENUOUS LABOR FOR YOU TO LOOK LIKE A DOMINATRIX BARMAID ON A WEEKDAY. AT LEAST SAVE IT FOR THE WEEKEND GDI.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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